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PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 4:45 pm 
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The End is written?
Not until the fat Bahro
sings in Ae'gura.

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Don't be so shellfish.
There's enough quabs in here.
Just take out your frustration,
and kick them off the pier.

Don't be so shellfish.
We're gonna get yours done.
But I can't complete this age of mine
without your cooperashun.

Don't be so shellfish.
You'll get to pull the switch.
And then it will be my turn
to whine and moan and snitch.

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Ning

Now hear me sing
of the ning
looking like lightning.
They're shattering,
clattering,
horribly frightening.
They're crystalling,
whistling,
when I go running
'Cause tree-smashing,
tree-crashing
's, terribly funning.


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Tai'lahr wrote:
Leighana wrote:
/me wretches then falls off chair in gales of laughter
This has got to be the worst of the worst! :shock: :lol:


Oh, don't try to get points by playing amatuer critic, here. That's MY job! :P
I'll take all the points I can beg, borrow or steal!


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Moving on

Come, April showers!
Time to stow my Relto book
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Oh, dear, cousins, you have been busy!

What do we have now?

EthanEver - you are Gorobay lite! Please be reminded that a riddle is NOT a poem, even if you write each phrase on its own line! Disqualified! At least you know your relto book is safe, if that is any consolation...

Leighana - you are Tai'lahr lite! Advance to the third grade!

Tai'lahr - you are Nerf lite! Fifth grade for you, and a photocopied certificate with someone else's name on it removed with Wite Out and yours put in in crayon for passing the official Vogon Association Poetry Initiative Directory Critic's Rating Association Program (V.A.P.I.D.C.R.A.P.) certified board exam. Special merit for coining the word Ahnonoid at the exact moment when my doctor was at a loss for words. Take two payferen and call me in the morning

Gorobay - you are Doug Parker lite! Just funning!

Doug Parker - you are my new hero - please have a complimentary toothpick!

LIRA- Captial, capital! Extra points for including your ki number; but it might have been better to put that inside your helmet, so's we can identifies you if we finds where you dies. See! They are useful!

Toria - at this point in the competition you should really want to shine - "kick the darn thing" - come on, that is so Vogon lite it's practically something Leighana would write!

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Confidential to Gorobay - why didn't you quit while you were a head?

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Nyrphame wrote:
Confidential to Gorobay - why didn't you quit while you were a head?

That's no fun, is it?

EDIT: This is not dismal.


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Cousins:

It is so sad to see such a great talent fall into decline. From the heyday of the magnificent opus "Disqualified after reinstated" to the dismal "That's no fun, is it? EDIT:This isn't meant to be a poem." poem. Have we ever seen someone fall so far so fast as the one, the only Gorobay. Alas, all great artistic careers may end thus, is it not so? The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long

He was our Mozart and Doug Parker, alas, his Salieri.

No matter how it ended, his like shall never be seen again. .

Does anyone know what his ki number was and do you know if he had any relto pages he wasn't using?

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Quab:
Your poetry's full of ideas moronic,
But not bad enough to be truly Vogonic.
Your rhyme and your meter are not quite erratic
Enough to create an impression dramatic.
I'm sorry to say, as you scuttle in fright,
You must try again. You are just lightning light.


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You rose to power from underneath the earth
You were revered and respected
since the day of your birth
You fashioned puzzles that are evil
they make me scream!
You mock me Mr. Kadish!


You were a star, a guildmaster.
There were secrets you hid.
You made me wait in the light,
obscurred things from my sight.
I thought I'd figured it out,
but I hadn't I'd shout.
You mock me Mr. Kadish!

Mr. Kadish! Mr. Kadish!
Mr. Kadish!

Mr. Kadish! Mr. Kadish!
Mr. Kadish!

Ahnohnay! You mock me Mr. Kadish!

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Lightning:
"I've got a big bunch of quabs here
with no-one else around.
I really hate those baskets.
(You understand,
and you see the master plans.)
The End is written?
I thought I'd figured it out."
Stealing substance and style from poems like those,
You are merely light compared to the terrose.


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The Quabs are red,
The Crystals are blue,
The Space is empty,
And the Rewards are True!!!

hehe

HAVE FUN!!!

wow...I am a poet and didn't know it!! hehe

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I went to Er'cana, but the quabs were gone.
I shed a tear, then I moved on
to Tetsonot.
It was hot.

Wait! Quabs in Er'cana?
Surely you jest!
They're all in Gira
for the lobsterfest.
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I really tried to make it good
for those Quabs who made it fun
But all the running should
make a person see some sun

And then the world changes
and we're in a dark, cold space once again
But this place has those silly crystals
that shatter at a touch that's quite a lot of fun

Hope you all enjoyed my silly poem :D


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Terrose:
Your haiku-riddles
Are good but could be better.
You are statue light.


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