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 Post subject: Telmees kenen nahvahomee
PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2016 10:38 am 
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<For many years, the Guild of Linguists has sought to restore the former Glorious Empire of D’ni. Finally, with the help of Esher, the Guild of Linguists has managed to occupy key positions in the Guild of Writers and the Guild of Messengers. Having hold both Doobes and Hoikas captive in the comfy chair, and force-fed them crêpe suzette and Orange Muscat, we have now acquired full power over these Guilds.
Thus, for starters, all comunications with and within the Guilds are now to be hold exclusively in the D’ni language, just like the announcement you are now reading*. Any communication in ahrotahn languages will be striked with the red pen and given very low marks.
The KI interface and the forums will be translated as well.>

<20% of your pellet drops are to be deposited in the Guild of Linguists’ Hood, at least once every 5 yahrtee. Those who fail to do so will be forced to wear a cone on their head for 25 yahrtee.>

<Also, coffee is banned. You are allowed to drink unsweetened tea.
Chocolate rations have been increased to 20 grams.>

< * Yes, this really is in D’ni. We used an undocumented KI feature to hack your brains, but don’t worry, it’s totally safe and there is no risk of harm.
Okay, maybe just a little bit.
For totally unrelated reasons, we probably won’t use this feature anymore.

.tAnEtEa regarogan D’nE


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