Announcing the Guild of Agoraphobics

gmz1023 · **Posted:** Sat Jul 19, 2008 2:54 pm

I’m not sure about the rest of you, but I am a Agoraphobic (Agoraphobia- Fear of open spaces or of being in crowded, public places like markets. Fear of leaving a safe place.) So I’m started a guild for people who are like me!
Of course, we can’t have to many people, maybe 3 or 4 people including me at the max. And then there is the problem of find a good sized age. But besides that, The Guild of Agoraphobics will help those who are Agoraphobic by finding nice closed off non-public safe ages. And making sure the new UC ages are Safe small and uncrowded!
What we will do!
1) Shrink the present ages
2) Allow Agoraphobics to only enter the pod ages, and the Closed off gallery.
3) Repeat

D'Neile · **Joined:** Sat May 20, 2006 2:43 am **Posts:** 315

LOL, maybe having several small instances would work. :wink:

Szark · **Posted:** Sat Jul 19, 2008 4:11 pm

Being the self appointed Guild master of the Guild of Claustrophobics I cannot allow you to shrink anything, even what can’t be shrunk. I want all spy room and Nexus size rooms made in to halls. I want the auditorium made in to an arena and so on. So if you proceed with yours plans gmz1023 then you will leave me no choice but to wage a war of attrition against you and your guild of 3 or 4 members.

GM Szark GoClaus

JWPlatt · **Posted:** Sat Jul 19, 2008 4:12 pm

I can help.

If you need me, I'll be waiting in Minkata.

gmz1023 · **Posted:** Sat Jul 19, 2008 4:38 pm

Szark wrote:

Being the self appointed Guild master of the Guild of Claustrophobics I cannot allow you to shrink anything, even what can’t be shrunk. I want all spy room and Nexus size rooms made in to halls. I want the auditorium made in to an arena and so on. So if you proceed with yours plans gmz1023 then you will leave me no choice but to wage a war of attrition against you and your guild of 3 or 4 members.

GM Szark GoClaus

Okay, first off: I just laughed at the Shortened version of Guid of Claustrophobics, because GoClaus sounds like if Santa was a super hero.

Second off: We are not making all public ages small, that would ruin the point. we are afraid of crowded areas to, so we can at least agree on this, To many people makes to small a space. Our ages will be Smaller private ages. The relto hut will be shut and sealed, and the linking spot blocked so we may only enter the hut.
The Bahro cave holes will now have a huge Man-hole-over over them. and so on and so forth

Edit: also, If you wage your war against me, i have all the Cyantists, So i'd advise against it

Tai'lahr · **Posted:** Sat Jul 19, 2008 7:11 pm

JWPlatt wrote:

I can help.

If you need me, I'll be waiting in Minkata.

rotfl

Szark · **Posted:** Sat Jul 19, 2008 7:36 pm

Quote:

Edit: also, If you wage your war against me, i have all the Cyantists, So i'd advise against it

Since you asked nicely, I suppose I can delay the invasion for a while.
Your comments has made me think of expanding my Guild to include Batophobics..

Thanks JWP I will have to make Minkata my Guild HQ, no way the Agors will ever get me there.

GM Szark of the GoBatClaus

gmz1023 · **Posted:** Sat Jul 19, 2008 8:00 pm

Szark wrote:

Quote:

Edit: also, If you wage your war against me, i have all the Cyantists, So i'd advise against it

Since you asked nicely, I suppose I can delay the invasion for a while.
Your comments has made me think of expanding my Guild to include Batophobics..

Thanks JWP I will have to make Minkata my Guild HQ, no way the Agors will ever get me there.

GM Szark of the GoBatClaus

well, we May go to Minkata, but only if we link directly to the holes or the cage. But other than that your pretty much safe in all ages (Garrison and Teledahn exceptions)

MustardJeep · **Posted:** Sun Jul 20, 2008 7:05 am

I've started a Ombrophobia support group for the Kemo Fireflies, every time I swing through for a meeting at least a few stick around and find out rain isn't so bad.

Teknobubba · **Posted:** Sun Jul 20, 2008 1:31 pm

Whoa, a good place to post this notice:

The Guild of Psychics meeting has been canceled due to unforeseen circumstances.

Thanks for passing the word.

Szark · **Posted:** Sun Jul 20, 2008 1:53 pm

ROFLOL with my wife

JWPlatt · **Posted:** Sun Jul 20, 2008 3:31 pm

Szark wrote:

ROFLOL with my wife

Whoa, TMI there, Szark, TMI!

Szark · **Posted:** Sun Jul 20, 2008 4:18 pm

Trust you to twist my words, but see what you mean though. Figuratively speaking, as I was relying it from another room and all I could here was the sound of laughter. You can go off people you know, or you could turn me Xenophobic.

Szark

D'Neile · **Joined:** Sat May 20, 2006 2:43 am **Posts:** 315

Teknobubba wrote:

The Guild of Psychics meeting has been canceled due to unforeseen circumstances.

I think I'm in Love, where do I sign up?

Calam · **Posted:** Sun Jul 20, 2008 9:10 pm

JWPlatt wrote:

Szark wrote:

ROFLOL with my wife

Whoa, TMI there, Szark, TMI!

I wish I had someone to ROTFLOL with...

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