SPOILER ALERT!

Carl U Palmner · **Joined:** Sun Jul 20, 2014 2:55 am **Posts:** 85

You have been warned.

1. Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father.
2. Bruce Willis' character was dead the whole time.
3. You're not really time-travelling in Ahnonay; you're travelling to a set of several spheres that get rotated by a semi-automated mechanism. It's all an illusion!
4. The Planet of the Apes was actually Earth the entire time--humans all but destroyed themselves in a nuclear war.
5. Samus is actually a woman.
6. John Locke was never resurrected; it was the Smoke Monster pretending to be him ever since he "came back."
7. Brother Cavil, Leoben, D'Anna, Simon, Aaron, Gaius Baltar's unnamed girlfriend, Boomer, Sam, Galen, Tory, Saul, and Ellen are all Cylons. Also, the entire series takes place in the distant past and modern humanity is descended from a human-Cylon hybrid.
8. Tyler Durden is actually the secondary personality and hallucination of the unnamed main character.
9. The Cyborg Ninja is actually Grey Fox. Or Olga Gurlukovich. Or Raiden. It depends on which game you're playing.
10. Eli's Bible is actually in braille, making it impossible to read unless you know that language. Eli himself may even have been blind the whole time, although this is somewhat ambiguous.

I did warn you.

(The idea from this post was shamelessly stolen from another post I saw years ago on the now-defunct Uru Obsession forums. You're welcome, everyone).

korovev · **Posted:** Sun Aug 10, 2014 9:59 pm

Only Kambei and Shichirouji survive. But the farmers are the true victors.
Norman’s mother was dead all the time.
Both Sirrus and Achenar tricked their father.
Judy was impersonating a ‘possessed’ Madeleine.
Rosebud was his sled.

AdamJohnso · **Posted:** Sun Aug 10, 2014 10:22 pm

SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDORE

Talashar · **Joined:** Sun Dec 08, 2013 12:24 pm **Posts:** 91

1. The Second Foundation is on Trantor,
2. Cordelia is executed before she can be rescued.
3. Severian becomes the Autarch.
4. All the anarchists are secretly policemen.
5. Edwin Drood was killed by

JWPlatt · **Posted:** Mon Aug 11, 2014 12:36 am

Scheming sister-in-law and mistress Kristin Shepard shot J.R.
Maggie Simpson shot Mr. Burns.

TOOO · **Posted:** Mon Aug 11, 2014 2:45 am

Fiction is not reality.
Movies (and television) are performed by actors reciting memorized scripts.
Spaceships (in fiction) used to be scale models filmed against blue screens (and later green screens), but today are created through CGI.

poutrew · **Posted:** Mon Aug 11, 2014 4:58 am

Your eyes tell you lies all the time.

Motion is an illusion - there aren't enough dimensions of space to account for all forms of one-dimensional motion.

I don't exist :cry:

Alien · **Posted:** Mon Aug 11, 2014 5:00 am

In Titanic, the boat sinks.

Carl U Palmner · **Joined:** Sun Jul 20, 2014 2:55 am **Posts:** 85

TOOOO and poutrew--you guys blew my mind

janaba1 · **Posted:** Mon Aug 11, 2014 10:31 am

Non-existence doesn't exist ...

While motion is indeed an illusion, just as space and time, Existence/Creation (however one wants to call it, the basic fundamental energetic structure of our/all existence, which is actually consciousness, expressed in differing frequencies and vibrations etc., this is how everything exists and is created in a nutshell) is nevertheless eternal and unlimited, continually and infinitely expanding and expanding through myriads of dimensions and parallel realities etc., which are actually the billions of frames needed that have been mentioned above, in every moment of the eternal Now ... and so are we ...

tommyap · **Posted:** Mon Aug 11, 2014 10:59 am

Want to see a real UFO ?
http://vimeo.com/50850893

m.a.x.2.0 · **Posted:** Mon Aug 11, 2014 12:23 pm

There IS no Sanity Clause...

Tomala · **Posted:** Mon Aug 11, 2014 1:05 pm

Quote:

The Cyborg Ninja is actually Grey Fox. Or Olga Gurlukovich. Or Raiden. It depends on which game you're playing.

That reminds me of a secret scene I found recently in Metal Gear Rising Revengeance. I don't recommend clicking on it if you haven't played/finished the series, or have a heart condition.

[Reveal] Spoiler: "Click for enfrightenment"

Karkadann · **Posted:** Mon Aug 11, 2014 5:19 pm

The Bird that was used in Brandon Lee's The Crow was actually a Raven

Reality is nothing more then a persistent delusion

[Reveal] Spoiler:

Dreams are reality in the parallel worlds described in the multiple worlds interpretation of Quantum mechanics

korovev · **Posted:** Mon Aug 11, 2014 5:23 pm

The hippie guy gets nailed to a cross. He gets better.

The girl feigns her death, the boy is deceived and kills himself, the girl kills herself.

Bowman enters a technicolored vortex, meets a progressively older himself, and becomes a space-fetus in a bubble.

Fermat’s Last Theorem has been proven. With concepts unavailable to Fermat.

You are reading this while you should be doing something else.

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